Open minds

Hello.

Hm, my life hasn't been any interesting for these past two weeks, as it was purely band band band. So there's nothing much to blog about.

Ruffles BBQ + Tomato Twisters chips. On Nom Nom.

Ruffles BBQ chips, they're the best. ;D

" S-U-C-C-E-S-S,

Crestians, fighters, are the best.

Can we do it? Yes, yes, yes!"

That's the opening cheer for the 10th anni musical. Watched the musical like a zillion times, could prolly memorise the whole speech. I guess that's for the whole band too, hah.

Nixon e legendary tagger *point my wand* u r bless!
Wow, thanks. You need to be blessed more, haiz. :(
e'tls yay! :]]
Haha! :D
TRIXIE lol nixon e legendary tagger is everywhere . bewareeeeeee.
He's a stalkeerrr, :S.
Vanessa,L♥ Hello Hornybabe ! :D Sorry i didn't reply you , missed ya muchzxzx (:
Hey Hornybabe! Heheh, it's okay. Missed ya muchies dunkies too, hahah.
Klarissa Hey! You linked me w/o asking you to! Hehehe :) Luv ya!
Anyhoo , nice jokes! I like the joke about the spoon. So sick. HAHAHA!
Heh, of cozzz! You're sickkk, LOL. ♥
CLaire haha :]
:D :D :D :D
SHEENA HI! wah, thanks so muchies~your post sooo nice worh, for me somemore,haha.
Of coz, hahah! :)
Klarissa More jokes plx D:
(Points down), enjoy! :B

p/s: I think my brother's got a gf! Hahah!




Jokes i've posted are entertaining people! LOL.

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18 hours to live
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18
hours to live. "That's terrible!!!" said her husband, "What would you like to do during your
last hours ? I'll try to make it as memorable as possible for you."

"Well," she said, "First, I want to take a long romantic walk, then have a quiet dinner at my
favorite restaurant and then go to bed with you and make passionate love all night long !"

"Gee, Honey." said her husband, "I don't know about that 'all night long' stuff. After all,
I'm gonna have to get up in the morning and you won't!"

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Expensive Smells (LOLOL!)
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"

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Falling down drunk
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result.

He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house.

When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.

He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"
"No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.
"The bar called... you forgot your wheelchair again."

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