Hello. Woke up early to follow mum for grocery shopping with my sis. Quite fun, hahah. Since I have nothing to post today, I'll put up jokes. Esp for you, Elly! :D (And reply tags.)
Geralyn hoho ^^ ohmy,this is neverending lol.
Hahah, sure this can go on!
Nixon where the hell u get all those jokes
Heheh. ^^ pro-ness.
e'tls yah.i read the newer ones.damn cute.put somemore if u hav the time kays?luv it.thank u mummy! :]]
Yea sure, hah. (Points down, new ones!) :D
SAMUEL uh... your blog seems very hard to read.
o_o How come.
Nixon e legendary tagger how dare u say my blog is stupid!!! For that i shall not use my power of tagging to bless your blog! You may bow to me as an apology XD
Your blog is stupid cos you never update, hahah. O, bless this lame "lengendary tagger".
Geralyn ohoh, okey ! :p btw cute blog pics. hahas
Heh, thanks. ^^
FELICIA; Hello, Jemmmmm! :D <3333
Hello Felfelfelfel! :B ♥
Extra Spoon
Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When another waiter brought our water, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well", he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon next time! I go to the kitchen, instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."
I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly.
Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter,
"Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice.
"Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the restroom. By tyi ng this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.".
The Porsche
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began
to yell and scream,
"Where did you get that car?"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents.
We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the! boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like
that for fifteen dollars," they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name,
they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness," moaned the mother, "She must be a child abuser. Who
knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see
what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady
lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He
introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has
run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to
come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new
Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
First day of work
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
Forgetful Actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and using just one finger he delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
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